then they laugh (at that point i try to understand that it is not my face that is funny, maybe it is my personality, now if that could be true should i not feel bad about myself?)
well, i came up with a lists of my unforgettable punchlines which some of you can use to brighten up your day:
From a classic college story, one time i came to the classroom and i saw a friend of mine he was looking weary so i asked him-
JEN: O bakit ang lungkot mo?
FRIEND: Wala..may problem lang sa bahay...
FRIEND Ewan ko ba feeling ko isa akong BLACK SHEPHERD
(the minute i heard the word black shepherd, i knew something was wrong but i wasn't able to pin point it there and then)
FRIEND: Jen kain ka muna ng pruits...
JEN: Sige, ano bang meron?
FRIEND: Affles, Oranges meron ding Finya
This is a favorite in JSI
BOY: Miss Pwede ka bang ligawan?
JEN: Ngayon na?
(Daig ng maagp ang masikap!)
Try this masaya
STUDENT: Mam ang ganda nyo ngayon ah...
JEN: Kung maganda ako ano ka pa? Diyosa? tandaan mo papatayin ko kung may mas gaganda pa iyo!
Try this if you'd be a speaker for a seminar
FACILITATOR: Mam, how do we address you?
JEN: (All smiles) Former binibining pilipinas universe
*the facilitator will laugh her/his heart out as soon as she copes up with the shock
Try this if you fel like you want to be hurt
Look at a person you don't know and start teasing him/her with an inanimate object (eg. chair, desks, ballpens)
When somebody asks you what is your profession tell him/her with out thinking twice that you are a 'MUSE'
JOB TITLE: MUSE
JOB DESCRIPTION: To inspire and to be beautiful at all times.
Act like Melanie Marquez
(though personally i like her)
Talk to my mom (she's ilonga)
NANAY: Jini, tilipon
JEN: Sino daw po nay?
NANAY: Jime daw...
Now was that Jaime or Jimmy...i guess i have to find out...
Save the best for last.
Note: This is a true story
Listen to your father as he sing 'PUFF THE MAGIC RACOON'
*partida videoke yun...